Gypsies, Tramps and...

Vodka Vixens

Julie Newmar

Monique Van Vooren (with Woody Allen)

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tammy Grimes

Julie London

Girlfriends

Ethel Merman, Mae West and Judy Garland

Irene Dunne and Barbara Stanwyck

Susan Hayward and Ingrid Bergman

Dorothy Lamour, Gracie Allen and Betty Hutton

Jane Powell, Noel Coward and Zsa Zsa Gabor

Three's a Crowd...

...Talu's a party!

Are You a Part of It?

Glamour Patch Kids

Inspired by JASON!

Tree Hugger

"I vorry about global varming, too, dahlink!"

From MATTADORE!

Happier Times

If life were exactly as it was in this photograph, we'd be divinely happy.

If You Want That Quelque Chose

Strange Bedfellows

MAMIE VAN DOREN, ANNA MAGNANI and GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA

VAN JOHNSON, MIA FARROW, JOAN CRAWFORD, ROMAN POLANSKI and WILLIAM CASTLE

DANNY THOMAS, ZSA ZSA GABOR and ESTHER WILLIAMS

JOHN WAYNE and JAYNE MANSFIELD

IRENE DUNNE, LOUISE BEAVERS and HEDDA HOPPER

BETTE DAVIS and GINGER ROGERS (and is that poor Bobbie on the end?)

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

THANKS

We're Dreamers, Aren't We All?

After a long, long day capping a long, long week at work, we passed out during what was supposed to only be a cat nap, and just awoke from a dream in which Robert Goulet and Zsa Zsa Gabor were duetting on "If Ever I Would Leave You." There's symbolism to be found here, we're sure... we just don't know what it is. Help us, darlings!

Hairpiece to Heaven

The premiere of Madame X (1966): a slightly-soused Lana Turner (wearing a gown of her own design), Elke Sommer, Ann Miller, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Maureen O'Hara and Marie Wilson, all trying to out-do (no pun intended) one another in the bouffant wars, while Anne Francis is surprisingly soignee in understated chinchilla and Lizabeth Scott does the sleek lesbian bit and shows off a dangerously chic pageboy. We want to live in this video.

The Girl Next Door

PRINCESS ZSA ZSA GABOR

February 6, ????

Have a Fabulous Week!

We're sure you're making your entrance again, with your usual flair!

(Updates will be light this week, darlings, due to this blasted holiday season.)

It's Good to Be Qveen!

It means you can have a throne shaped like your bouffant, dahlink!

The King and Four Queens