Girlfriends

Ethel Merman, Mae West and Judy Garland

Irene Dunne and Barbara Stanwyck

Susan Hayward and Ingrid Bergman

Dorothy Lamour, Gracie Allen and Betty Hutton

Jane Powell, Noel Coward and Zsa Zsa Gabor

You Gotta Have a Gimmick

A cocktail and a fag always worked for us.

Carny Girls

Lustre-Creme

For that radiant, immobile look.

We Present...

...the real "Greatest Show on Earth," starring Betty Hutton - The Hollywood Palace. Bouffants, safety gays, and sequins: what more could we ask for?

BETTY HUTTON
February 26, 1921 - March 11, 2007

Mad Hatters

Strip Tease

Shari Lewis

Lisa Kirk

Mae West (courtesy of DAMON DEVINE)

Betty Hutton

Frankly, we'd be more excited to see any of these dames than Cher.
And don't even get us started on Celine.