Christmas Eve in My Hometown

Be safe and merry, darlings, wherever you are!

This One's for the Children

Deeply, deeply scary readings by the ever-maternal Bette, Olivia, and Joan.

Bang Bang

Raquel Welch and her immobile hair (and breasts)! Safety gays! Phallic rifles! A bizarre, old-fashioned, pseudo-Broadway verse tacked on to a quasi-hip go-go arrangement of a Sonny Bono song! We love the Sixties.

Under Her Spell

If we could twitch our nose and make it so, we would begin every day by making an entrance on The Hollywood Palace in pink chiffon, surrounded by leaping boy dancers.

MISS ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY

April 15, 1933 - May 18, 1995

We Present...

...the real "Greatest Show on Earth," starring Betty Hutton - The Hollywood Palace. Bouffants, safety gays, and sequins: what more could we ask for?

BETTY HUTTON
February 26, 1921 - March 11, 2007

We're Busy...

...on the East Side of Town. (That's "where the people are always gay.")

We'll be back with our regular updates soon, darlings!

Pop Divas

Do you prefer The Dr. Pepper Girl, Donna Loren...

...or the girl who makes you Come Alive with Pepsi, Joanie Sommers?


Needless to say, it's not hard to guess who gets The Widow Steele's vote.

But fast forward to 2:45 if you still need confirmation.