Strange Bedfellows

MAMIE VAN DOREN, ANNA MAGNANI and GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA

VAN JOHNSON, MIA FARROW, JOAN CRAWFORD, ROMAN POLANSKI and WILLIAM CASTLE

DANNY THOMAS, ZSA ZSA GABOR and ESTHER WILLIAMS

JOHN WAYNE and JAYNE MANSFIELD

IRENE DUNNE, LOUISE BEAVERS and HEDDA HOPPER

BETTE DAVIS and GINGER ROGERS (and is that poor Bobbie on the end?)

Dear God, Please, Hide the Dolls...

...from Peenee and Thombeau, or they'll pull their Neely/Helen crap in the john again. Our shoes never recovered from the last flooding!

Four Out of Five Movie Stars Recommend It

The fifth, of course, is a skank.