Surprising Sirens

Beneath every placid exterior beats the heart of a tigress.

We Cook Like Betty Crocker...

...and we look like Donna Reed.

Admittedly, we look more like Donna Reed in war paint.

DONNA REED
January 27, 1921 - January 14, 1986

Dear God, Please, Hide the Dolls...

...from Peenee and Thombeau, or they'll pull their Neely/Helen crap in the john again. Our shoes never recovered from the last flooding!

When Bouffants Roamed The Earth...

...and the airwaves.