Now it Can Be Told...

...just what was keeping dear Thombeau away from us for so long.

Ripped from the Headlines

Sex-Addicted former ESPN analyst Steve Phillips:
Would you, or wouldn't you?

Luckily for those who answered in the affirmative, this is a picture of Phillips with his ex-paramour, who caused the whole sticky mess:


Not to be bitchy, but honestly: if Phillips would tap that (and pretty much throw his career down the toilet in the process), then any of us stand a pretty good shot at sampling his curve balls.

It's Not Too Late to Enroll

Mistress MJ will be happy to greet you at the Emissions... Admissions Office.

THANKS

Beat the Devil

Before the devil beats you.

If, however, we are going to hell in a handbasket, it's nice to know that Joe is leading the way.

Get your hands on his basket at The Notorious Joe.

Image via WICKED KNICKERS

Her Name is Dita

She'll be your mistress tonight.

THANKS

In Olden Days, a Glimpse of Stocking...

...was looked on as something shocking.

THANKS, MJ!