It's Monkey Time!

But not for long, because as Thombeau taught us: a girl and her monkey will soon be parted.

Just One More...

Of course, we had to include this.

Never on Sunday

It's her day of rest.

And While You're at It...

Why not enjoy a leisurely breakfast in bed today?

They Walk Among Us

You Realize What This Means

Somewhere, there's a photograph of William Powell in a Dolly Tree evening gown.

My Own Best Friend

Thank God it's Friday

And just remember:

Even if you had a lousy week, at least you didn't have Yma Sumac going postal on your ass.

Evolution

Last photo via MATTADORE!

Baby, it's Cold Outside

Dress appropriately.

Forgive the Lack of Updates...

...but we've been otherwise occupied this week. We'll be back soon!

The Angle of the Dangle

Yvonne De Carlo demonstrates the perils of having a saggy butt.

And Solitaire's the Only Game in Town

Honey, I Shrunk Beverly Sutphin

"Is this the C*cksucker residence? Isn't this 425 Pussy Way? Now let me check the zip code: 212-F*ck You?"

"Goddamn you, stop calling here!"

Pirate Joan...

...breezin' along with the breeze.

THANKS

Hair Hoppers from Outer Space

Coiffures by Mr. Flash and Mr. Buck.

From THE TARNISHED ANGELS

The Chicken Lady

Poultry en pointe.

Why Do We Keep it Permanently 1962 Around Here?

THIS is why. We apologize. We now return to our regular programming.

That Time of Year Again...

It's all about dads and grads.

(And isn't it nice to know that heterosexuals don't exclusively hold the patent on ghastly parenting skills?)

But Remember...

...it's a fine line between narcissism and madness.