Lana Libations

Of Human Bondage

For Sean, we'd even switch to shaken, not stirred.

Yes, Sir

We realize these photos were taken some 40 years ago (although, at least one has been Photoshopped within the last decade), but we still can make the following statement with utmost conviction (and with no offense intended to any of our septuagenarian friends): Sean Connery is the one 79 year old we would jump into bed with, without the slightest hesitation. And not just because it's his birthday.

SIR SEAN CONNERY
August 25, 1930

Have You Kissed Your Daddy Today?

Of Human Bondage

James Bond seems to have gotten prettier with each incarnation; is that a good or a bad thing? Discuss.