The Good Wives

"It was a role no one could live up to, really." - Myrna Loy on being typecast as "The Perfect Wife"

"There always was a broom or a vacuum cleaner in my fist, or I was at the sink, scrubbing away for dear life." - Claudette Colbert on her screen image

"Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg." - Myrna Loy on real life vs. reel life

"I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy -- period." - Claudette Colbert on being a real life doctor's wife

Miss Colbert Regrets She's Unable to Lunch Today

She is sorry to be delayed, but to Banton's atelier she strayed.

Present Laughter

"If she had a neck, I would wring it." - Noel Coward on Claudette Colbert

The Weekend is Here!!!

Raise a little hell.

Harlequin Romance

A Discovery

Deer and Hyundais don't make a good combination.

We are in the process of dealing with insurance companies, car dealers, and the prospect of having to use our seductive charms to get to work.

We are endeavoring to get back to fabulosity sooner than later, especially since we've had so many delays in the past few months! In the meantime, if anyone knows where we can find a 1929 Isotta-Fraschini, liveried chauffeur, and handsome gigolo strongly resembling Bill Holden, please let us know.

Reason #98 Why We Don't Watch Television

We'd much prefer Coward, Colbert and Bacall in a "gay comedy" than Will, Grace, Jack or Karen.