Sexy is as Sexy Does

"Carroll Baker wouldn't be sexy if she were spread-eagled naked on the cover of Life magazine!" - Raquel Welch

Don't Call Him Shirley

LESLIE NIELSEN
February 11, 1926 - November 28, 2010

Although he's best known (and beloved) for his brilliantly deadpan comic performances in Airplane! (1980) and The Naked Gun series, here at SSUWAT, we'll honor Mr. Nielsen's memory by watching such fare as Forbidden Planet (1956), The Opposite Sex (1956), Tammy and the Bachelor (1957), and Harlow (1965).

Literary Drive

Let the Strumpets Blow!

KYLIE MINOGUE
May 28, 1968

CARROLL BAKER
May 28, 1931

Two of our favorite aging sex kittens share a birthday today.

Nights in White Satin

Their hair is Harlow gold.

Bad

An Attempt To Sway Mr. Peenee

C'mon, Peenee... aren't you at least a little bit intrigued now?

It's a long, long way from Giant and How the West Was Won.

Or even Andy Warhol's Bad, for that matter.

But not as far down as Baba Yaga.