Airheads

While we don't endorse the sexual debasing or objectifying of women, we do, however, admit that we secretly prefer stewardesses to "flight attendants," and think that kicky Pucci head bubbles should make a comeback. 

We also heartily champion cabin pressure-resistant hairdos; color coordinated flats and go-go boots; and (L-R, bottom row) hiring Joanne Woodward, Liza Minnelli, and Princess Anne as cabin crew.


But what we really want to see make a comeback are hunky ramp workers in tight jumpsuits, flattering vertical stripes, and suggestive hip-huggers. Thank you.