Know this face?

No, it's not Judy Tenuta playing Cesar Romero playing The Joker.

No, it's formerly smolderingly-hot, supposedly gay-for-pay porn star Lex Baldwin -- now known as the terribly butch, heterosexual porn star "Talon." Let's compare and contrast once more, shall we?
"Gay" porn star Lex Baldwin:
"Straight" porn star Talon (f.k.a. Lex Baldwin):
Whatever you say, Nancy. All we know is that, as young gaylings of the late 1980's/early 1990's, we were terribly disillusioned by this sad story. We're cynical enough to expect our idols to have feet of clay, but not noses of silly putty.
(THANKS for the Judy Tenuta image!)
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